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Dig deep into an abyss, which is big - 17/04/2009
The Rambling chaps discuss the recent V signs north of the border, the most ridiculous refereeing decision of all time is revealed, Hartlepool’s favourite tranny gets a mention and a 50-0 score line in South Africa arouses suspicions
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We’ll Meet Again, Don’t Know Where, Don’t Know When - 04/04/2009
This time around the boys take a sepia-tinged look at the way the game (football, if you wondered) is changing, the recent World Cup qualifiers and the shocks they’ve thrown up are mulled over, Villarreal have their praises sung and Tim Lovejoy proves that he’s a smug, cretinous fool, but then you knew that anyway.
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"No, Michael Sheen is playing him. Not Martin Sheen. Two different people." - 21/03/2009
Another fortnight, another chance for four men to run rough shod over the footballing issues of the day. We've got the usual funny stories, some superb listener emails, and a rather melancholic, reflective Dean Windass Hall Of Fame. The Football Ramble - 'Absolutely raping it since 2006"
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It’s all Just a Big Shame - 07/03/2009
In the latest show Marcus takes us through his adventures in a Spanish prison and gives the boys a lesson on futsal to raise their knowledge of the subject higher than them being “aware that it’s a thing”. Footballers’ sex tapes, including Paul Jewell’s (just imagine that), a merking involving a superfluous owl and the abominable Giorgio Chinaglia are all discussed and Pete reveals his musical talents. It’s decided that there’s “something of the Bernard Matthews” about Sam Allardyce and the words drongo, beano, ocelot and pit yakkers are all included in this episode.
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Shoot That Blond Arrow Through My Heart - 20/02/2009
The Ramble boys take the time to dissect the coverage of the Milan derby, the latest managerial changes in the Premier League, and England's recent friendly defeat to Spain. They also attempt to induct arguably the greatest footballer ever to grace the field into the Dean Windass Hall of Fame. Lukey rants, Pete raves, James or Jim regales and Marcus rejoices. Warning: This show contains yet more terrible Geordie accents. Apart from Pete, his is completely natural.
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Oh Hello Football Ramble - 07/02/2009
The boys Favourite ginger players are discussed, a parrot recieves its marching orders, Viagra is considered for footballing purposes in Brazil, Andy Burton is a rude word and find out which footballers could be thrown over a cross bar
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Here in my Kaka, I know I've started to think, about leaving tonight - Gary Numan, 1979 - 24/01/2009
The boys discuss the recent transfer window lunacy, Gary Cook's badly tailored gib and our new pray-soh-dent's penchant for the claret and blue. Plus, a player profile moustache special. www.thefootballramble.com for all the downlow, innit boyee.
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Fear and Loathing in Newcastle - 10/01/2009
In this show the boys discuss the giddy madness of the transfer window, Jermaine Pennant’s baffling decision to turn down Real Madrid and R & B star Shola Ameobi exposing himself as a total plank. Elsewhere Bayern Munich are revealed as easily fooled, a team from Madagascar utterly implode and Luke gets an absolute caning from one disgruntled listener.
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2008 - That Was The Year That Was - 27/12/2008
Full of turkey and overrun by presents and elderly relatives, the boys drag themselves out of their easy chairs for one last time in 2008 (minus Pete, who was laid low with 'flu) to dissect and digest all the great things that happened over the year, and also specify exactly what they'd like to see happen in 2009 (James Richardson for Prime Minister, amongst other things). A hearty Christmas thanks to Ramblers everywhere for your support and messages during 2008, we'll see you all in the new year.
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Oh It's a lovely little suit - 13/12/2008
The boys discuss the new initiative in South American football, Jamie Redknapp has a new job, find out what David James would rather hug and all is revealed on how they got on in their recent 5-a-side match against the listeners.
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The Real Football Ramble - 20/11/2008
The boys discuss the recent internationals, beards (again) and Sergei Rebrov’s unusual pastime from his Spurs days, all strung together with some truly abysmal links. Elsewhere they make bullish predictions that are sure to set them up for a hiding in their forthcoming foray into 5-a-side and a proper nawty old friend makes a welcome return.
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Wild Boars Couldn't Keep Me Away - 14/11/2008
Oh, what a lovely day for a Ramble. Producer Pete gets back in the mix with a bustling box-to-box performance, Jimbo Campbell turns in a tricky display from the left-wing, Lukey Moore struggles to justify his position just behind the front two as usual, and captain Marcus Speller is on sensational form. During the game, the chaps attempt to shore up the Dean Windass Hall of Fame squad with a defensively-minded midfielder, Richard Keys gets a going over, and the studio is invaded by Jimbo’s favourite group of the 80s.
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…and Barry Davies in goal - 01/11/2008
The boys discuss their favourite footballing adverts, Harry Redknapp is concluded as an awful man, the big match in Scotland between the journalists and politicans catches the attention and Gary Stevens is found grovelling oustide the Spurs training ground because HE WILL NOT LEARN.
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Kick Obligatory Fines out of Football - 18/10/2008
Rio fights Ashley Cole's corner and offers an insight into his little publicised inner city projects while the boys discuss their favourite South American maniacs, the ordeal that is unsubscribing from Setanta, dealing with racism in football and what a haggis is or isn't. Xfm's Pete Donaldson is on board once again and as such the show may contain Northern language.
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Peter Reid has a head that resembles a monkey's head - 04/10/2008
The boys are again joined by Xfm Breakfast's Pete Donaldson, who risks a lawsuit by even being involved with such a ridiculous band of degenerates. Within this disgrace of a show they discuss the lunacy taking place at Newcastle, miraculously agree with Sepp Blatter and show their charitable side by making show-me-the-money's Peter Kenyon an offer he can't refuse.
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Hell's Kitchen - 20/09/2008
The trio are back and having been chased out of their studio by a hungry Mike Ashley they've retreated to Jim's kitchen. From there they discuss the importance of Jimmy Bullard's presence in the England changing room, whether transvestite loving Ronaldo should sign for a club called MAN City, they look deeper into Jamie Carragher's inner self and the first defender is brought to the table in the player profile.
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"The Four Horseman of the Rambleocalypse" - 06/09/2008
"The three amigos become the Four Horseman of the Rambleocalypse as northern-monkey-and-Newcastle-fan Pete joins them from his regular slot over on Xfm's Breakfast Show. The transfer window slamming shut was the topic on everyone's minds, and Fabio Capello is just the latest confirmed listener of the show after he listened to us and gave Jimmy Bullard an England call up."
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The Football Ramble - A Goal, But Also a Gate - 21/08/2008
Marcus, James or Jim and Lukey return with another dose of sober football debate. There's talk of financial difficulties, Rio's new commercial venture, and all the usual features that everyone, from Mark Lawrenson to Marcus Speller, have come to know and love. The Football Ramble never claims to be essential, but it does claim to be essential banter. To this end, we present to you the latest episode, thoughtfully entitled "A Goal, But Also a Gate". Thank you, and good night. Oh, and yes, Mark Lawrenson is a listener. Don't believe us? Tune in for proof.
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The Football Ramble - Bentley, Bulgarians and Banter - 09/08/2008
Like a slightly overweight Backstreet Boys (and with only three members), The Football Ramble is back! Marcus, Jim and Lukey run the rule over everything that’s happened so far this summer, with talk of David Bentley, Bulgarian hunger strikes and crazy schoolteachers. Yes, you read that correctly; David Bentley, Bulgarian hunger strikes and crazy schoolteachers. All aboard the Ramble train! We’re stopping at your station, baby!
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