The Football Ramble
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The Football Ramble Show

Pete, Marcus, Jim and Luke of The Football Ramble

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Aston Villa: Fear as a motivating factor

On 12 September 2014

Threat Level: Beard

SSC Napoli: Disappointing in denim

On 11 September 2014

A poor attempt to emulate a classic 80's look.

Jose Mourinho: Hitting below the hairline

On 11 September 2014

It's DOCTOR Mourinho to you.

Boot Porn: The ‘Nigel Tufnel’

On 10 September 2014

It's not green, though.

Ally McCoist

Rangers’ goal haggis.

Frank Rijkaard

Hadjuk spit.

Fernando Peyroteo

Portuguese goal-hanger.

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Monday 15 September 2014 | Updated 17 minutes ago

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