The Football Ramble
Est 2007. The most entertaining voice in football

The Dean Windass
Hall of Fame

Howard Kendall

Married to toffee.

Mario Kempes

Strokes-ed the ball.

The Three Degrees

Alf Garnett defying pioneers.


Raul Madrid.  German shirt retirer.

Josef Bican

GOOOOOOAL. Over and over and over again.

Fernando Peyroteo

Portuguese goal-hanger.

Alessandro Nesta

Filthy shorts.

Raymond Kopa

King Kopa.

Ally McCoist

Rangers’ goal haggis.

European Golden Shoe

An award. Only a fool would try to wear it.

Jimmy Greaves

Former TV presenter.

Arrigo Sacchi

Sold shoes.

Jack Charlton

Factually accurate nickname.

Jorge Campos

Diminutive Mexican acid flashback.

WC ‘98 France Squad

Goal de vivre.

Dion Dublin

Recently seen as the inventor of baffling percussion instrument The Dube.

Brian Clough

“I wouldn’t say I was the best manager in the business. But I was in the top one.”

Francesco Totti

Roman god.

Kevin Keegan

Elegant dynamo/emotional wreck.