The Football Ramble
Est 2007. The most entertaining voice in football

The Dean Windass
Hall of Fame

Davor Suker

Vanquisher of Germany.

Chivas

Very Mexican.

Kristine Lilly

Won a lot of ladycaps.

Jurgen Klinsmann

Scored goals. Imagined fouls.

Matt Le Tissier

Magical, Jersey Royal-faced, slouch.

Luis Figo

Bacon magnet.

Andrei Kanchelskis

Right-right-right-right-LEFT

Jack Greenwell

Globe-trotting manager who won all sorts.

Croatia World Cup 1998

Igor to please.

Marc Overmars

Meep meep.

FC Start

Hitler defying super-bakers.

Liverpool vs Newcastle 1996

Collymore closed in. 

World Cup 2014

A real keeper.

Barry Davies

Ooohhhhhh, Pat Bonner…

Enzo Francescoli

Inspired Zizou’s loins.

Bert Trautmann

Healing factor that puts Wolverine’s to shame.

Archie Gemmill

Choose life.  Choose scoring a wonder goal against the Dutch.

Raul

Raul Madrid.  German shirt retirer.

David Ginola

Because he’s worth it.

Martin Palermo

Creaking Boca deity.