The Football Ramble
Est 2007. The most entertaining voice in football

The Dean Windass
Hall of Fame

Hernan Crespo

An Olympic Games silver medalist.

Hugo Sanchez

Balletic, Mexican goal-ninja.

Steve McManaman

Up, up, down down, left, right, left, right, B, A

Gianfranco Zola

Little man, big goalscorer.

Fantasy Football League

Pineapple head.


Eat. Score. Eat. Score. Eat. Score…

Francesco Totti

Roman god.

Marc Overmars

Meep meep.

Béla Guttmann

Globe trotting, real life cartoon.

Frank Rijkaard

Hadjuk spit.

FC Pro Vercelli

Dominant force of early Italian football. Not so good now.

Toni Polster

Er hatte eishockey haar.

Alessandro Del Piero

Could score with a gesticulation.

Mark Hateley

Hately’s gonna hate.

Peter Shilton

He’s been Peter Shilton for…a very long time.

Dixie Dean

A prolific scorer and that’s a fact! Bully!

Jimmy Greaves

Former TV presenter.


Very Mexican.

Robert Prosinecki

“He was literally smoking, Richard.”

Sir Bobby Robson

Football’s favourite grandad.