The Dean Windass
Hall of Fame
Croatia World Cup 1998
Igor to please.
Nacional v Penarol
As heated as Satan’s hot water bottle.
The Cameroon 1990 World Cup Squad
“I say, those Cameroonian fellows are actually quite good old bean. Damnation.”
Inventor of the three-acre slide tackle.
Museum of GOOOOOOOL!
Jose Luis Chilavert
Puts the goal in goalkeeper.
FC Pro Vercelli
Dominant force of early Italian football. Not so good now.
Marco Van Basten
Angle defying goal enthusiast.
“I wasn’t the white Pele, he was the black Rodney Marsh.”
Dab hand with a squirty flower.
...to win the 1982 World Cup at 40.
The brave white feather.
Alessandro Del Piero
Could score with a gesticulation.
Just agree with everything he says.
You won’t like him when he’s angry.
Built like a Nat Lofthouse.
Recently seen as the inventor of baffling percussion instrument The Dube.
Bin there, done that.