The Football Ramble
Est 2007. The most entertaining voice in football

The Dean Windass
Hall of Fame

Croatia World Cup 1998

Igor to please.

Nacional v Penarol

As heated as Satan’s hot water bottle.

Arrigo Sacchi

Sold shoes.

The Cameroon 1990 World Cup Squad

“I say, those Cameroonian fellows are actually quite good old bean. Damnation.”

Sol Campbell

Inventor of the three-acre slide tackle.


Museum of GOOOOOOOL!

Jose Luis Chilavert

Puts the goal in goalkeeper.

FC Pro Vercelli

Dominant force of early Italian football. Not so good now.

Marco Van Basten

Angle defying goal enthusiast.

Rodney Marsh

“I wasn’t the white Pele, he was the black Rodney Marsh.”

Paolo Rossi

Phoenix-like talisman.

Len Shackleton

Dab hand with a squirty flower.

Dino Zoff win the 1982 World Cup at 40.

Fabrizio Ravanelli

The brave white feather.

Alessandro Del Piero

Could score with a gesticulation.

Gheorghe Hagi

Just agree with everything he says.

Graeme Souness

You won’t like him when he’s angry.

Nat Lofthouse

Built like a Nat Lofthouse.

Dion Dublin

Recently seen as the inventor of baffling percussion instrument The Dube.

Neville Southall

Bin there, done that.