The Football Ramble
Est 2007. The most entertaining voice in football

The Dean Windass
Hall of Fame

Bobby Charlton

Baldness defying, ball larruping supergent.

Franco Baresi

Like a general, but a general who was an imperious defender.

Frank Rijkaard

Hadjuk spit.

Davor Suker

Vanquisher of Germany.

Andriy Shevchenko

Champions League botherer.

Eric Cantona

Very French.

Neville Southall

Bin there, done that.

Dixie Dean

A prolific scorer and that’s a fact! Bully!

Claudio Caniggia

The son of the wind.

Euro 96

It didn’t come home.

Sandor Kocsis

A real Buda-pest for defenders.

Barry Davies

Ooohhhhhh, Pat Bonner…

Gabriel Batistuta

Known as Batigol due to post match caped crusading.

Mario Kempes

Strokes-ed the ball.

Tony Adams

Mr Arsenal. Made friends with Caprice.

Rodney Marsh

“I wasn’t the white Pele, he was the black Rodney Marsh.”

Leonidas da Silva

Rubber fellow.

Juan Roman Riquelme

Zen-paced headcase.

Marcelo Salas

Nicknamed El Matador despite no evidence of bull-bullying in his career.

The Mighty Magyars

Hungarian and proper good.