The Dean Windass
Hall of Fame
It takes a real man to wear a fedora.
Hitler defying super-bakers.
Scored goals. Imagined fouls.
The Stretford King.
Got better as he got older. Like a fine wine that’s amazing at football.
Even as a paper boy he’d score on every round.
Eat. Score. Eat. Score. Eat. Score…
Evergreen striker. Now Director of Skirt at Faces nightclub.
Because he’s worth it.
A prolific scorer and that’s a fact! Bully!
Nacional v Penarol
As heated as Satan’s hot water bottle.
Iranian frequent flyer.
Known as the Kaiser despite never having ruled The German Empire or The Kingdom of Prussia.
Like a general, but a general who was an imperious defender.
The Mozart of football.
He’s been Peter Shilton for…a very long time.
Made sense of it all.