If you could pick any footballer to a wrestler who would it be?  Would they be heel or face?  What would they wear? What would be thier catchphrase?  What would be the finishing move?

Stevie Gerrard

Name:  Dead Pan Steve Gerrard (As in stone cold steve austin)

Entrance Music: In the air tonight - Phil Collins

He would be face but only to Liverpool fans - heel to us normal people.

Finishing move would be a belly flop but platoon stylee like he does when he dives.

Wouldn’t have a catchphrase as nobody can understand a word he says

LQuick - 11 November 2010 03:03 PM

If you could pick any footballer to a wrestler who would it be?  Would they be heel or face?  What would they wear? What would be thier catchphrase?  What would be the finishing move?

Stevie Gerrard

Name:  Dead Pan Steve Gerrard (As in stone cold steve austin)

Entrance Music: In the air tonight - Phil Collins

He would be face but only to Liverpool fans - heel to us normal people.

Finishing move would be a belly flop but platoon stylee like he does when he dives.

Wouldn’t have a catchphrase as nobody can understand a word he says

well done on the thread name

Andy Carroll

Name: Handy Andy Carroll

Entrance Music: I fought the law and the law won

Face, due to his strong performances despite his despicable acts

Finishing Move: When in his tag team with Barmy Barton he will head butt opponents flung in to the ring by Barton.  In singles competition he knocks his opponents down before his manager Naughty Nolan unleashes a mighty whack to the head behind the referees back.

Catchphrase: I will keep doing this until she takes me back

Would this be a good spot to mention that I not only trained as a professional wrestler, but am the former World Heavyweight champion of fledgling UK promotion British Wrestling Evolution?

BigDan83 - 11 November 2010 03:40 PM

Would this be a good spot to mention that I not only trained as a professional wrestler, but am the former World Heavyweight champion of fledgling UK promotion British Wrestling Evolution?

Did you fight any of the people who went from Britain to become famous in America?

chris waddles wild pelanty - 11 November 2010 03:40 PM

BigDan83 - 11 November 2010 03:40 PM

Would this be a good spot to mention that I not only trained as a professional wrestler, but am the former World Heavyweight champion of fledgling UK promotion British Wrestling Evolution?

Did you fight any of the people who went from Britain to become famous in America?

No, although I did formerly work at Virgin Megastore in Romford with ‘The Guv’nor’ Martin Stone.

BigDan83 - 11 November 2010 03:42 PM

chris waddles wild pelanty - 11 November 2010 03:40 PM

BigDan83 - 11 November 2010 03:40 PM

Would this be a good spot to mention that I not only trained as a professional wrestler, but am the former World Heavyweight champion of fledgling UK promotion British Wrestling Evolution?

Did you fight any of the people who went from Britain to become famous in America?

No, although I did formerly work at Virgin Megastore in Romford with ‘The Guv’nor’ Martin Stone.

This has not helped me be any less scared of you since you told me off the other day!

chris waddles wild pelanty - 11 November 2010 03:44 PM

BigDan83 - 11 November 2010 03:42 PM

chris waddles wild pelanty - 11 November 2010 03:40 PM

BigDan83 - 11 November 2010 03:40 PM

Would this be a good spot to mention that I not only trained as a professional wrestler, but am the former World Heavyweight champion of fledgling UK promotion British Wrestling Evolution?

Did you fight any of the people who went from Britain to become famous in America?

No, although I did formerly work at Virgin Megastore in Romford with ‘The Guv’nor’ Martin Stone.

This has not helped me be any less scared of you since you told me off the other day!

GRRR! ARRGH! RAWR! Other intimidating onomatopoeia!

BigDan83 - 11 November 2010 03:45 PM

chris waddles wild pelanty - 11 November 2010 03:44 PM

BigDan83 - 11 November 2010 03:42 PM

chris waddles wild pelanty - 11 November 2010 03:40 PM

BigDan83 - 11 November 2010 03:40 PM

Would this be a good spot to mention that I not only trained as a professional wrestler, but am the former World Heavyweight champion of fledgling UK promotion British Wrestling Evolution?

Did you fight any of the people who went from Britain to become famous in America?

No, although I did formerly work at Virgin Megastore in Romford with ‘The Guv’nor’ Martin Stone.

This has not helped me be any less scared of you since you told me off the other day!

GRRR! ARRGH! RAWR! Other intimidating onomatopoeia!

I would use my speed to defeat you, then hit you with a chair and pop you in a sharpshooter

Gianfranco Zola would be the ultimate babyface, impossible to boo the bloke

David Beckham would be the John Cena of the footballing world - very popular with kids and girls, blokes will try to slag him off but secretly love him

I’d have Peter Risdale as the footballing equivalent of Eric Bischoff - he’s been to the top of the mountain but it all fell apart, and now everything he touches goes down the tubes behind the scenes.

Sepp as Vince McMahon - obvious, yet brilliant.

Rhino Gattuso, a sturdy and ethusiatic baby face who can deal damage on those bigger names.

Lone Ranger - 11 November 2010 05:05 PM

Rhino Gattuso, a sturdy and ethusiatic baby face who can deal damage on those bigger names.

Have you ever seen Gattuso and Rhyno in the same room?

I think not…

I like the fact that this has taken off, much like the Football Manager threads

What concerns me is that we may not be as cool as we once thought.

BigDan83 - 11 November 2010 03:40 PM

Would this be a good spot to mention that I not only trained as a professional wrestler, but am the former World Heavyweight champion of fledgling UK promotion British Wrestling Evolution?

BWE?

defmonk84 - 11 November 2010 05:14 PM

BigDan83 - 11 November 2010 03:40 PM

Would this be a good spot to mention that I not only trained as a professional wrestler, but am the former World Heavyweight champion of fledgling UK promotion British Wrestling Evolution?

BWE?

Yup.

Been to a few shows.

Who exactly were you?

defmonk84 - 11 November 2010 05:18 PM

Been to a few shows.

Who exactly were you?

DS North, wrestled in their debut show Last Man Standing and won the title in a tournament, only to fall prey to a back injury.

Surely Jan Koller would be a great bad guy. BOOOOOOOOOOO.

BigDan83 - 11 November 2010 05:20 PM

defmonk84 - 11 November 2010 05:18 PM

Been to a few shows.

Who exactly were you?

DS North, wrestled in their debut show Last Man Standing and won the title in a tournament, only to fall prey to a back injury.

What a small world, I saw you win the belt!

FYI I wouldn’t mess with you.

Ok, Next question

10 man Battle Royale - who do you pick

1. Zlatan
2. Big Jon Parkin
3. Ashley Cole
4. Andy Carroll
5. Roy Keane
6. Diego
7. Fat Ronaldo
8. Wayne Rooney
9. Sam Allardyce
10. Ian Wright

LQuick - 11 November 2010 05:38 PM

Ok, Next question

10 man Battle Royale - who do you pick

1. Zlatan
2. Big Jon Parkin
3. Ashley Cole
4. Andy Carroll
5. Roy Keane
6. Diego
7. Fat Ronaldo
8. Wayne Rooney
9. Sam Allardyce
10. Ian Wright

I’d take Andy Carroll due to some underhanded interference by his half brother Edge.

Lone Ranger - 11 November 2010 05:42 PM

LQuick - 11 November 2010 05:38 PM

Ok, Next question

10 man Battle Royale - who do you pick

1. Zlatan
2. Big Jon Parkin
3. Ashley Cole
4. Andy Carroll
5. Roy Keane
6. Diego
7. Fat Ronaldo
8. Wayne Rooney
9. Sam Allardyce
10. Ian Wright

I’d take Andy Carroll due to some underhanded interference by his half brother Edge.

Take out Ashley Cole and put in Nigel De Jong and you are on to a winner.

Also spot on with the Andy Carroll comment.

defmonk84 - 11 November 2010 05:50 PM

Lone Ranger - 11 November 2010 05:42 PM

LQuick - 11 November 2010 05:38 PM

Ok, Next question

10 man Battle Royale - who do you pick

1. Zlatan
2. Big Jon Parkin
3. Ashley Cole
4. Andy Carroll
5. Roy Keane
6. Diego
7. Fat Ronaldo
8. Wayne Rooney
9. Sam Allardyce
10. Ian Wright

I’d take Andy Carroll due to some underhanded interference by his half brother Edge.

Take out Ashley Cole and put in Nigel De Jong and you are on to a winner.

Also spot on with the Andy Carroll comment.

I put Ashley in there as I wouldn’t mind seeing him get a beating. 

LQuick - 11 November 2010 05:52 PM

defmonk84 - 11 November 2010 05:50 PM

Lone Ranger - 11 November 2010 05:42 PM

LQuick - 11 November 2010 05:38 PM

Ok, Next question

10 man Battle Royale - who do you pick

1. Zlatan
2. Big Jon Parkin
3. Ashley Cole
4. Andy Carroll
5. Roy Keane
6. Diego
7. Fat Ronaldo
8. Wayne Rooney
9. Sam Allardyce
10. Ian Wright

I’d take Andy Carroll due to some underhanded interference by his half brother Edge.

Take out Ashley Cole and put in Nigel De Jong and you are on to a winner.

Also spot on with the Andy Carroll comment.

I put Ashley in there as I wouldn’t mind seeing him get a beating. 

Why didn’t you say

He would be destroyed.

Yossarian - 11 November 2010 05:22 PM

Surely Jan Koller would be a great bad guy. BOOOOOOOOOOO.

Big Jan would be in the mould of The Great Khali, maybe even The Great Koller…i - big, lumbering, speaks little English, smiles a lot.

BigDan83 - 11 November 2010 05:20 PM

defmonk84 - 11 November 2010 05:18 PM

Been to a few shows.

Who exactly were you?

DS North, wrestled in their debut show Last Man Standing and won the title in a tournament, only to fall prey to a back injury.

Is this you BigDan?!

332lbs!! Now I understand why he’s bigdan

K_S_M - 11 November 2010 08:02 PM

332lbs!! Now I understand why he’s bigdan

Having seen that picture he could be any sort of Dan he wanted

K_S_M - 11 November 2010 08:02 PM

332lbs!! Now I understand why he’s bigdan

It’s also an understatement, I weigh more than that.

Bloody hell, even most Scottish people wouldn’t take you on !

StMirrenBarca - 11 November 2010 10:21 PM

Bloody hell, even most Scottish people wouldn’t take you on !

I was up visiting my mum in Fraserburgh a while back and some Scots fella got a bit lairy, backed down when I stood up. It’s weird, because of the Asperger’s I’m actually a great big soft shite who’d do anything to dodge a ruck but people look at me and think I’m aggro. Which helps, actually.

Royal Rumble on Sunday

chris waddles wild pelanty - 28 January 2011 01:50 PM

Royal Rumble on Sunday

With 40 people in it. Sacrilege.

Jay Cherno - 28 January 2011 01:57 PM

chris waddles wild pelanty - 28 January 2011 01:50 PM

Royal Rumble on Sunday

With 40 people in it. Sacrilege.

More people get a pay day, expect redundancies shortly after

I am unemployed after today, I will be watching it live, probably live tweeting it, then straight in to transfer deadline day

Anyone going to TNA in Manchester tonight? I can’t believe I agreed to this.

kieho - 28 January 2011 02:01 PM

Anyone going to TNA in Manchester tonight? I can’t believe I agreed to this.

I have heard that their live shows are brilliant, but their TV output is so fucking awful it makes you wish you didn’t have eyes

You might meet Jeff Hardy

Jay Cherno - 28 January 2011 01:57 PM

chris waddles wild pelanty - 28 January 2011 01:50 PM

Royal Rumble on Sunday

With 40 people in it. Sacrilege.

Like upping the Euros to 24 countries.

chris waddles wild pelanty - 28 January 2011 02:03 PM

kieho - 28 January 2011 02:01 PM

Anyone going to TNA in Manchester tonight? I can’t believe I agreed to this.

I have heard that their live shows are brilliant, but their TV output is so fucking awful it makes you wish you didn’t have eyes

You might meet Jeff Hardy

If anyone does go and sees a wrestler called either Jack Saunders or Teddy Roberts, be sure to tell him that DS North says hello :D

BigDan83 - 28 January 2011 02:08 PM

chris waddles wild pelanty - 28 January 2011 02:03 PM

kieho - 28 January 2011 02:01 PM

Anyone going to TNA in Manchester tonight? I can’t believe I agreed to this.

I have heard that their live shows are brilliant, but their TV output is so fucking awful it makes you wish you didn’t have eyes

You might meet Jeff Hardy

If anyone does go and sees a wrestler called either Jack Saunders or Teddy Roberts, be sure to tell him that DS North says hello :D

Sometimes Dan I forget about your wrestling past

Did you ever work with Mason Ryan who has just made his WWE debut?

Wade Barrett is off of Preston.