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Posted: 12 October 2010 09:46 AM

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Another random game (inspired by that Dan Walker off the BBC) a <fill in the blank> XI. He’s doing a Cake XI at the moment with players like Efan Ekoconut Cake and Roman Pavlova-chenko but i think a Biscuit XI is do-able too. Preferably we could fill every position too.

I’ll start with Zvonimir Bourbon

Posted: 12 October 2010 09:55 AM

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Posted: 12 October 2010 10:00 AM

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JonnyGabriel - 12 October 2010 09:55 AM
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Kit Kat Symonds (Retired) - best i could do.

ZLATANS ROAR

Posted: 12 October 2010 10:02 AM

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Posted: 12 October 2010 10:10 AM

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Posted: 12 October 2010 10:18 AM

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Posted: 12 October 2010 10:19 AM

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Posted: 12 October 2010 10:22 AM

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Posted: 12 October 2010 10:40 AM

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Posted: 12 October 2010 11:03 AM

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Posted: 12 October 2010 11:08 AM

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Posted: 12 October 2010 11:15 AM

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Posted: 12 October 2010 11:19 AM

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SO the teamsheet so far -

GK TRIO Ferdinand

DR Giles GARIBALDI
DL Scott ECHO MINT-o
DC KIT KAT Symons
DC Craig SHORTBREAD
DC David OREO’Leary

MR HOB NOBby Solano
ML RICH TEA Humphreys
MC Zvonimir BOURBON
MC Lee COOKIE

ST ROCKY Baptiste

Manager - JAFFA Benitez

So.. close..

Posted: 12 October 2010 11:24 AM

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TRIO Ferdinand could play in goal after his success in the FA Cup final vs. Pompey.

Posted: 12 October 2010 11:30 AM

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I’m not gonna be picky :D just realised we could’ve had Ruel FOX too, darn.

Animal XI, starting things off.. Barry VENISON

Posted: 12 October 2010 11:33 AM

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GK: Gianluigi Bourbon

Local rivals: En Avant de PenGuingamp

EDIT: they were meant for the biscuit XI, although the local rivals work for both.

Posted: 12 October 2010 11:33 AM

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A bit laboured but…

Dmitri CUSTARD CREAM.

That’s the best I can do for a goalkeeper, and relies on cream being pronounced car-eem.

JAMMIE DODGER JOHNSON.

Posted: 12 October 2010 11:36 AM

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Bauza23 - 12 October 2010 11:30 AM
I’m not gonna be picky :D just realised we could’ve had Ruel FOX too, darn.

Animal XI, starting things off.. Barry VENISON

Bastian SCHWEINsteiger.

Oohh, bilingual.

brwah

Posted: 12 October 2010 11:37 AM

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Animal XI - DIdier DOGba, FROGba for that matter

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Posted: 12 October 2010 11:40 AM

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Posted: 12 October 2010 11:42 AM

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(perhaps we should have an Aqautic team next)

Posted: 12 October 2010 11:42 AM

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Posted: 12 October 2010 11:47 AM

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Oh I just realised too… Ruel FOX, glad he managed to get in there, he was devastated after missing the Biscuit XI.

Thus far -

GK Shay GIBBON

DR
DL
DC Barry VENISON
DC Mark FISH

MR
ML Ryan PIGgs
MC Bastian SWINEsteiger
MC Ruel FOX

ST
ST Dider FROGba

This is definitely making my day go quicker…

Posted: 12 October 2010 11:54 AM

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Posted: 12 October 2010 12:12 PM

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Posted: 12 October 2010 12:17 PM

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Posted: 12 October 2010 12:25 PM

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Ottermar Hitzfeldt for manager?

Posted: 12 October 2010 12:49 PM

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Take ya pick.

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Posted: 12 October 2010 12:58 PM

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Posted: 12 October 2010 01:05 PM

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Maybe in tandem with FROG-ba up front.

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Posted: 12 October 2010 01:15 PM

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Posted: 12 October 2010 01:21 PM

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this thread has made my day…

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Posted: 12 October 2010 01:21 PM

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I want a Cheese XI just so I can say Peter Stilton.

Posted: 12 October 2010 01:25 PM

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Posted: 12 October 2010 01:27 PM

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And of course, if you use the common abbreviation for Mr. Ibrahimovic’s name, you could just have ZEBRA.

Posted: 12 October 2010 01:27 PM

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JonnyGabriel - 12 October 2010 01:21 PM
I want a Cheese XI just so I can say Peter Stilton.

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Posted: 12 October 2010 01:28 PM

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Posted: 12 October 2010 01:29 PM

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Posted: 12 October 2010 01:31 PM

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Posted: 12 October 2010 01:34 PM

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JonnyGabriel - 12 October 2010 01:21 PM
I want a Cheese XI just so I can say Peter Stilton.

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