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The OFFICIAL Pun XI

Ramble Webmaster

Posted: 18 November 2011 10:53 AM

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Administrator

The web

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Joined 2010-08-27

Another test post…

EDIT: Nope, seems like we’re all good again… post away

LLPaulJ

Posted: 18 November 2011 11:00 AM

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International

Cardiff City

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AViDGooner - 17 November 2011 05:43 PM
Something to stretch the thought process going into the weekend

Evil Villan/Nemesis XI

Fernando MORIARTYes
LEX LUTHER Matthäus
JOKER Cole
DALEK Dougan
Rapheal VOL DE MORT

DARTH Crooks
Andy BIFFin
Jason ZOD
JABBA Diawara
Nwankwo KHANu
Holger BadGRUBER

Juan Flo Evra The Cocu's Nesta

Posted: 23 November 2011 02:38 PM

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Dean Windass Hall Of Famer

Pun Bastard

Total Posts: 5279

Joined 2010-09-16

The Arnie XI playing in a revolutionary 2 - 5 - 3 with no goalkeeper, although I suppose one of the players is technically 3 people.

D : I need your KLOSE, your BUSST & your MERTESACKER
D : Last Action HIERRO

M : I’ll be BAKKE
M : Conan The BarbarIAN WOAN
M : Hasta La Vista, BEBE
M : Pumping ARJEN
M : RUBEN DE LA RED Sonja

ST : Get to the CHOPRA
ST : PredaTORRES
ST : Eraser CAMPBELL

Manager : Jose Antonio COMMANDO

CMcStay92

Posted: 23 November 2011 05:02 PM

[ Ignore ] [ # 1084 ]

League Cup Player

Total Posts: 219

Joined 2010-10-02

Vincent Enemyeama (sweet Jesus that was poor)

Thomas Brolin (AKA DMD)

Posted: 23 November 2011 05:12 PM

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Dean Windass Hall Of Famer

Total Posts: 2502

Joined 2010-11-17

Sylvester Stallone X1

Club: ANTZy Makhachkala

Aaron RAMBO
David ROCKYstle
COP LANDon Donavon

Robin Van Persie's Chocolate Leg

Posted: 23 November 2011 05:39 PM

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Dean Windass Hall Of Famer

London

Total Posts: 1561

Joined 2011-03-31

Steve RHINESTONE

Juan Pablo ANGELS WITH DIRTY FACES

TANGO (Phil Brown) AND CASH

DEMOLITION MANuel Almunia

Roy Keane's Mental Face

Posted: 23 November 2011 06:20 PM

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Dean Windass Hall Of Famer

Manchester United

Total Posts: 2215

Joined 2010-10-14

Escape to VICTORINO

voodoomagic

Posted: 23 November 2011 06:37 PM

[ Ignore ] [ # 1088 ]

First Team Regular

Total Posts: 504

Joined 2011-02-04

Alternative club name: APOEL Creed

Brede CLIFFHANGERland in defence.

If anyone can do a Stop! Or my Mum will shoot pun I’ll be amazed.

Sid Lowe's Caveat

Posted: 05 December 2011 01:41 PM

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Dean Windass Hall Of Famer

The Fields of Anfield Road

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Joined 2010-09-22

Since it’s nearly the season to be jolly, here’s my Christmas Pun XI

Team Name: Queens Park Mangers

Mananger: Roberto Snowman-cini

1st XI

Pepe Reindeer

Stable Xavier Brussel Martin Ledley Stocking Sleighton Baines

BethLeeHen-drie Dennis Wise men Jermaine Jesus Robert Pires-ents

Mistletoni Andy Carol

I’m sure there’s plenty more to be found…

LLPaulJ

Posted: 05 December 2011 01:46 PM

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International

Cardiff City

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Wes SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN (Brown).

Juan Flo Evra The Cocu's Nesta

Posted: 05 December 2011 02:28 PM

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Dean Windass Hall Of Famer

Pun Bastard

Total Posts: 5279

Joined 2010-09-16

Beck the Hall with Bauza Boli
Tshabalala La, La La Lalas
Le Tiss the Seaman Bébé Jol Lee
Tshabalala La, La La Lalas
Dong we Lawal Gaynor Powell
Tshabalala La La, La Lalas
Poll the Nugent Euell Hyde Carroll
Tshabalala La, La La Lalas

Innit. As heard on the Ramble.

shandy

Posted: 07 December 2011 02:45 PM

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Dean Windass Hall Of Famer

The 3rd DWHoFer from Gateshead

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Joined 2010-12-10

Not a Christmas pun but;

Sunday Poliseh-cademy

Hundred percent polyester

Posted: 07 December 2011 04:56 PM

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League Cup Player

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Juan Flo Evra The Cocu’s Nesta - 12 October 2010 05:28 PM
This is golden! I actually love this thread… This is a pretty decent looking squad, near completion? Am loving the addition of team names.

RED LEICESTER City (or PORT SALUT Vale)?

GK Peter STILTON

RB Markus BABYBEL
DC Tony EDAMs
DC EMMENTAL Ben Haim
LB Gareth WensleyBALE

MR Mikel ArFETA
ML DAIRYLEA Sharpe
MC Torsten CHEESE STRINGS

ST Gianfranco GORGONZOLA
ST CHEDDAR Evans
ST ROQUEFORT Santa Cruz

Subs: CHEESEus Navas, Thiago MOZZARELLA, MONTERREY JACK Charlton, NACHO Novo, Massimo MASCARPONE

Manager BRIEn Clough

Late change in formation and personnel.

VolcanicAsh

Posted: 23 December 2011 11:58 PM

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Academy Player

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Dan Walker had his ChristmasXI out on Tuesday Team News this week. Some crackers in there:

Nile Away In A Ranger
Scrooge Guillit
Edwin Yon Der Star
Demba Ba Humbug
Jermaine Defoe Ho Ho
Frimpong Merrily On High
Ruud Van Tinselrooy
Frankinsence Lampard
Two Skrtle Doves
Rory Delapland
Johan Djorousalem
Tiny Tim Cahill
Fairytale Of Dwight York
Jan Vennegoor Of TooMuchToDrink

shandy

Posted: 21 February 2012 11:07 AM

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Dean Windass Hall Of Famer

The 3rd DWHoFer from Gateshead

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Joined 2010-12-10

If my effort for #tuesdayteamnews doesnt get in.. then I’m going to go aka!

Oriol Romeu and Junior Hoilett (Junior pronounced like a Brazilian would and Hoilett win a silent H..) we should do our own on twitter but on a Monday.. #RamblePunDay.. You see what I did there.

Hyperbole

Posted: 21 February 2012 12:31 PM

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Academy Player

London

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If my effort for #tuesdayteamnews doesnt get in.. then I’m going to go aka!

Oriol Romeu and Junior Hoilett (Junior pronounced like a Brazilian would and Hoilett win a silent H..) we should do our own on twitter but on a Monday.. #RamblePunDay.. You see what I did there.

I haven’t got a clue what you did there.

shandy

Posted: 21 February 2012 12:36 PM

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Dean Windass Hall Of Famer

The 3rd DWHoFer from Gateshead

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Joined 2010-12-10

Hyperbole - 21 February 2012 12:31 PM
If my effort for #tuesdayteamnews doesnt get in.. then I’m going to go aka!

Oriol Romeu and Junior Hoilett (Junior pronounced like a Brazilian would and Hoilett win a silent H..) we should do our own on twitter but on a Monday.. #RamblePunDay.. You see what I did there.

I haven’t got a clue what you did there.

Not sure if srs..

Punday - Monday

Just incase

Juan Flo Evra The Cocu's Nesta

Posted: 21 February 2012 01:22 PM

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Dean Windass Hall Of Famer

Pun Bastard

Total Posts: 5279

Joined 2010-09-16

I still don’t get it… I’m glad I wasn’t the only one.

NEW XI ANYONE? GO ON THEN.

Olympic XI

GRAHAM POLL Vault
4 x 400 Relay WILKINS
Opening CereMOONEY
KANU Slalom
EquestADRIAN MARIAPPA
JAMES OR JIMnastics

Roy Keane's Mental Face

Posted: 21 February 2012 01:44 PM

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Dean Windass Hall Of Famer

Manchester United

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Joined 2010-10-14

shane LONG JUMP
steve HIGHway JUMP
matthias HAMMER THROW
JAVEL(IN) morrison

Ahh pun thread, how I missed you

Sir Mark Wallace Esq

Posted: 21 February 2012 02:03 PM

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Moderator

Havant

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Troy ARCHERYbald-Henville or ARCHERY Gemmill
JUDO Rodallega
TENNIS Bergkamp
Diego MARATHONa
TRAP Stam
SKEETer Crouch

...and I’m back.

shandy

Posted: 21 February 2012 02:10 PM

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Dean Windass Hall Of Famer

The 3rd DWHoFer from Gateshead

Total Posts: 3008

Joined 2010-12-10

Romeu and Junior Hoilett is Romeo and Juliet..

and
Punday is Monday..

REALLY? or am I being strung along here?

Juan Flo Evra The Cocu's Nesta

Posted: 21 February 2012 04:06 PM

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Dean Windass Hall Of Famer

Pun Bastard

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Joined 2010-09-16

Sir Mark Wallace Esq - 21 February 2012 02:03 PM

...and I’m back.

Hyperbole

Posted: 21 February 2012 04:37 PM

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Academy Player

London

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Just so you know, I’ve been trying to make a footballing pun involving Equestrian Dressage for some time now.

Roy Keane's Mental Face

Posted: 21 February 2012 04:38 PM

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Dean Windass Hall Of Famer

Manchester United

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Hyperbole - 21 February 2012 04:37 PM
Just so you know, I’ve been trying to make a footballing pun involving Equestrian Dressage for some time now.

Maybe something involving Drissa Diallo?

Juan Flo Evra The Cocu's Nesta

Posted: 21 February 2012 04:43 PM

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Dean Windass Hall Of Famer

Pun Bastard

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Joined 2010-09-16

Hyperbole - 21 February 2012 04:37 PM
Just so you know, I’ve been trying to make a footballing pun involving Equestrian Dressage for some time now.

EquesteriJAN DressAAGE FJORTOFT

Too forced…

Hyperbole

Posted: 21 February 2012 05:04 PM

[ Ignore ] [ # 1106 ]

Academy Player

London

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Rudi Vollerball
Karl-Heinz Relay
Matthias Hammer
Andy water Polo

And erm, Philippe BMeXes (it sounds better than it looks written down)

I apologise for nothing

Roy Keane's Mental Face

Posted: 21 February 2012 05:31 PM

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Dean Windass Hall Of Famer

Manchester United

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Joined 2010-10-14

GRECO-ROMAN pavlyuchenko WRESTLING
Gary MEDAL (Gary Medel if that’s not obvious)
Zvonimir GOLDo

Hyperbole

Posted: 21 February 2012 05:45 PM

[ Ignore ] [ # 1108 ]

Academy Player

London

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Joined 2012-02-14

Javelin Zanetti

Not A Mourinho Clone

Posted: 22 February 2012 12:05 PM

[ Ignore ] [ # 1109 ]

League Cup Player

West London, via Porto

Total Posts: 104

Joined 2010-09-16

Team Name: AlderSHOT PUT

DECOathlon
KEIRIN Richardson (cycling)
JUDO Ehiogu

Thomas Brolin (AKA DMD)

Posted: 22 February 2012 12:26 PM

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Dean Windass Hall Of Famer

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Joined 2010-11-17

SEPPtathalon

Mortal Wombat

Posted: 22 February 2012 01:10 PM

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International Captain

Nacho Macho Mundo

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Joined 2010-10-27

10k Hill

Sir Mark Wallace Esq

Posted: 22 February 2012 01:14 PM

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Moderator

Havant

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Joined 2010-09-14

Per 100METRESacker
Nwankou CANOE or Freddy CANOEte
Fabio CaPOLO
Sergio Busquets (DIVING)
Demba BASKETBALL
Kamil KAYAKe
Lukas POLEVAULTski (say it quickly)
CLEAN & JERKsy Dudek

Team Name:

OLYMPIC Lyonnais (too easy?)
HIGHJUMP Split

LucasRadebe5

Posted: 22 February 2012 01:19 PM

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League Cup Player

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Having checked on wikipedia to ensure this was an olympic sport, apparently it can be called both..so here goes…

Nwankwo Canoe
or
KaYakubu

EDIT - also, if we’re including the winter olympics, Keith Curle-ing

Juan Flo Evra The Cocu's Nesta

Posted: 22 February 2012 02:52 PM

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Dean Windass Hall Of Famer

Pun Bastard

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Joined 2010-09-16

Why not?

Figueroa skating
Alpay Skiiing
Women’s Super Stevie G
Nuge

Hyperbole

Posted: 22 February 2012 04:34 PM

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Academy Player

London

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Why not?

Figueroa skating
Alpay Skiiing
Women’s Super Stevie G
Nuge

I assume “Nuge” is the Dave Nugent as The Luge? think I prefer ‘Dave LUGEnt’

Sir Mark Wallace Esq

Posted: 24 February 2012 09:43 AM

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Moderator

Havant

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Team Name: CFR CLUGE

Juan Flo Evra The Cocu's Nesta

Posted: 27 February 2012 11:38 AM

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Dean Windass Hall Of Famer

Pun Bastard

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Joined 2010-09-16

Poppadomba Cisse

Anyone having that?

Sir Mark Wallace Esq

Posted: 12 March 2012 01:41 PM

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Havant

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Juan Flo Evra The Cocu’s Nesta - 27 February 2012 11:38 AM
Poppadomba Cisse

Anyone having that?

Have we suddenly started a curry-based pun?

MattFool

Posted: 12 March 2012 06:09 PM

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League Cup Player

Birmingham fan

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Sir Mark Wallace Esq - 12 March 2012 01:41 PM
Juan Flo Evra The Cocu’s Nesta - 27 February 2012 11:38 AM
Poppadomba Cisse

Anyone having that?

Have we suddenly started a curry-based pun?

Consider the gauntlet laid down. And consider the mantle picked up:

Spice XI

Naani
Papa-dom Bouba Dopiaza
Juan Mattar Paneer
Rogan Josh Wright
Jalfrazier Campbell
Christophe Samba dahl
Mustapha Bhajee
Moussa-la Dembele
Tony Currie
Stephane Dahl-mat
And of course - Danny Shittu

Manager: King prawn Makhani Dalglish, reumoured to shortly be for the dhan-sack

And the fans would sing “Ooh to, ooh to be, ooh to be a, Bhuna!”