By the way, we’ve got Massimo MASCARPONE, so how did we miss Massimo MACCARONI CHEESE?!

kisskissbangbang - 12 October 2010 05:28 PM

This is golden! I actually love this thread… This is a pretty decent looking squad, near completion? Am loving the addition of team names.

RED LEICESTER City (or PORT SALUT Vale)?

GK Peter STILTON

DC Markus BABYBEL
DC Tony EDAMs
DC EMMENTAL Ben Haim

MR Mikel ArFETA
ML DAIRYLEA Sharpe
MC Christian CAMAMBERT
MC Torsten CHEESE STRINGS

ST Gianfranco GORGONZOLA
ST CHEDDAR Evans
ST ROQUEFORT Santa Cruz

Subs: CHEESEus Navas, Thiago MOZZARELLA, MONTERREY JACK Charlton, NACHO Novo, Massimo MASCARPONE

Manager BRIEn Clough

Instead of Dairylea Sharpe we should go for Rob Dairylea. Just for Pete.

Robbie Cabbage anyone?

I’d say Dairylea Sharpe is superior to Rob Dairylea I’m afraid…

Hows about Theo WalCOTTAGE CHEESE?

This thread got me through work yesterday. We need a new XI.

JonnyGabriel - 13 October 2010 09:02 AM

This thread got me through work yesterday. We need a new XI.

Ditto, I liked the Robbie CABBAGE one, maybe Vegetable XI?

Incidentally, I think we could sum up the Animal XI as

GK Shay GIBBON

DR Daniel OWLves
DL Ashley MOLE
DC Barry VENISON
DC Mark FISH
MC Lee CATterMOLE
MC Bastian SWINEsteiger
MC Ruel FOX

ST Nicolas AnELKa
ST Dider FROGba
ST Geoff HORSEfield

Subs: Edwin PAN DA Sar, Kenny DeuSHARK, Shaun GOATer, Philipe OWLbert, Wayne KANGAROOney

Good show!

Oh and for the Vegetable XI -

Lionel LETTUCE-i

Or maybe we should make it Fruit and Veg XI? Are salad’s vegetables? Who even knows?

I’d go with that Animal XI ... so we can draw a line under the Animal XI & Cheese XI?

Vegetable XI it is…

Terry VEGETABLES
Leighton BEANS
Henning ICE BERG LETTUCE (count as a vegetable?)

Earl CARROT
CORN Wright-Phillips
Stuart PEArce.
Georgi PUMPKINkladze
Richard CRESSwell
Arthur BOKa CHOY
PEPPER Guardiola
CucumBERT Trautmann
Gianlugini LENTILini
ASPARAGUS Poyet
Dean LEEKock.
YAMYAM Toure

JonnyGabriel - 13 October 2010 09:33 AM

Earl CARROT
CORN Wright-Phillips
Stuart PEArce.
Georgi PUMPKINkladze
Richard CRESSwell
Arthur BOKa CHOY
PEPPER Guardiola
CucumBERT Trautmann
Gianlugini LENTILini
ASPARAGUS Poyet
Dean LEEKock.
YAMYAM Toure

Christiano FRUITarelli

Sir Mark Wallace Esq - 13 October 2010 09:54 AM

JonnyGabriel - 13 October 2010 09:33 AM

Earl CARROT
CORN Wright-Phillips
Stuart PEArce.
Georgi PUMPKINkladze
Richard CRESSwell
Arthur BOKa CHOY
PEPPER Guardiola
CucumBERT Trautmann
Gianlugini LENTILini
ASPARAGUS Poyet
Dean LEEKock.
YAMYAM Toure

Christiano FRUITarelli

Because, as well all know, fruit is of course a vegetable.

JonnyGabriel - 13 October 2010 10:00 AM

Sir Mark Wallace Esq - 13 October 2010 09:54 AM

JonnyGabriel - 13 October 2010 09:33 AM

Earl CARROT
CORN Wright-Phillips
Stuart PEArce.
Georgi PUMPKINkladze
Richard CRESSwell
Arthur BOKa CHOY
PEPPER Guardiola
CucumBERT Trautmann
Gianlugini LENTILini
ASPARAGUS Poyet
Dean LEEKock.
YAMYAM Toure

Christiano FRUITarelli

Because, as well all know, fruit is of course a vegetable.

I read this:

Bauza:
Oh and for the Vegetable XI -

Lionel LETTUCE-i

Or maybe we should make it Fruit and Veg XI? Are salad’s vegetables? Who even knows?

And then ignored the rest.

SO, Fruit and Veg XI;

GK Lionel LETTUCE-i

DR Earl CARROT
DL Leighton BEANS
DC Dean LEEKcock
DC Stuart PEArce

MR CORN Wright-Phillips
ML Georgi PUMPKINkladze
MC PEPPER Guardiola
MC Robbie CABBAGE

ST Cristiano FRUITarelli
ST Richard CRESSwell

Good effort!  Anyone got any ideas for the next XI?

What happened to the mythology XI?

Takeaway XI?

Just for John Chicken Teriyaki.

EDIT: ... and Mark Fish ‘n’ Chips

Bauza23 - 13 October 2010 12:33 PM

SO, Fruit and Veg XI;

GK Lionel LETTUCE-i

DR Earl CARROT
DL Leighton BEANS
DC Dean LEEKcock
DC Stuart PEArce

MR CORN Wright-Phillips
ML Georgi PUMPKINkladze
MC PEPPER Guardiola
MC Robbie CABBAGE

ST Cristiano FRUITarelli
ST Richard CRESSwell

Good effort!  Anyone got any ideas for the next XI?

ALCOHOL XI

Ben FOSTERS

Sir Mark Wallace Esq - 13 October 2010 12:52 PM

Bauza23 - 13 October 2010 12:33 PM

SO, Fruit and Veg XI;

GK Lionel LETTUCE-i

DR Earl CARROT
DL Leighton BEANS
DC Dean LEEKcock
DC Stuart PEArce

MR CORN Wright-Phillips
ML Georgi PUMPKINkladze
MC PEPPER Guardiola
MC Robbie CABBAGE

ST Cristiano FRUITarelli
ST Richard CRESSwell

Good effort!  Anyone got any ideas for the next XI?

ALCOHOL XI

Ben FOSTERS

 

Angel TIA MARIA
Abel XXXXavier

Clyde WINEhard.
Peter BEERdsley

Danny ROSÉ.
RUMan Pavlyuchenko.
David GINola.
Fabian BRANDY.

Henning KOPPER-BERG
Paul SKOLes

Team - Alder-SHOT (ok, i’m clutching at straws here!!)

Dean STRONGBOWditch.

Just for the record I have felt ashamed and disgusted with myself every time I have posted in this thread. I can’t help myself though:

Bacardi Sagna.

Goodbye.

Nigel Reo-SOCOker.

Giles J.D & Coke

My takeaway one is falling on deaf ears, so I’ll try to tempt you all with more suggestions:

King Prawn Wright Phillips
Eric Cantonese
Naani
Gabriel Battered Sausage
Patrik Burger
Diego Maradoner

kisskissbangbang - 13 October 2010 02:19 PM

My takeaway one is falling on deaf ears, so I’ll try to tempt you all with more suggestions:

King Prawn Wright Phillips
Eric Cantonese
Naani
Gabriel Battered Sausage
Patrik Burger
Diego Maradoner

Mark Fish & Chips
Ledley King Kebab

JonnyGabriel - 13 October 2010 02:03 PM

Nigel Reo-SOCOker.

Nigel RUM-ANDCOKEr

David GINola
SOL Campbell
CARLsberg Fletcher
Vladimir BudWEISSer

Julian sPERONI

Have been compiling a Takeaway XI in the office & with mates today & I think it’s a real decent effort…

KFC Barcelona

GK - Rob Green Thai Curry

DC - John Chicken Teryiaki
DC - Mark Fish ‘n’ Chips
DC - Poppadominic Matteo

MR - Naani
ML - Celestine Kebabayaro
MC - Pitta Beardsley
MC - Zinedine Zidansak

ST - King Prawn Wright Phillips
ST - Didier Drogbhaji
ST - Paulo Wanchop Suey

Subway Bench : Julio Caesar Salad; Didier Pakora; Shensushi Nakamura; Patrick Burger King; Eric Cantonese; Rio Ferdinandos.

Manager : El Diego Maradoner
Assistant Manager : Pat Rice

It was a tough to choose a starting XI. I love Pitta Beardsley as its spelt the way Geordie’s announce his actual name.

kisskissbangbang - 13 October 2010 09:02 PM

Have been compiling a Takeaway XI in the office & with mates today & I think it’s a real decent effort…

KFC Barcelona

GK - Rob Green Thai Curry

DC - John Chicken Teryiaki
DC - Mark Fish ‘n’ Chips
DC - Poppadominic Matteo

MR - Naani
ML - Celestine Kebabayaro
MC - Pitta Beardsley
MC - Zinedine Zidansak

ST - King Prawn Wright Phillips
ST - Didier Drogbhaji
ST - Paulo Wanchop Suey

Subway Bench : Julio Caesar Salad; Didier Pakora; Shensushi Nakamura; Patrick Burger King; Eric Cantonese; Rio Ferdinandos.

Manager : El Diego Maradoner
Assistant Manager : Pat Rice

It was a tough to choose a starting XI. I love Pitta Beardsley as its spelt the way Geordie’s announce his actual name.

Crackin effort…

Summary for the Alcohol XI up next…

‘Pitta Beardsley’ is brilliant, though ‘Patrick Burger King’ deserves a place in the starting line-up.

I began to think of a music/band themed eleven today, as much as I managed in a short time was Lee Sharpe and more obviously Linvoy Primus.

I’m amazed that an Alcohol team has been picked and none of you have had the wherewithal to suggest Dick ADVOCAAT as the manager.

FOR SHAME.

So, Alcohol XI is almost finished (bit of an odd 3-4-3, but nonetheless!)

GK Ben FOSTERS

DR BACARDI Sagna
DL
DC SOL Campbell

MR Danny ROSÉ
ML Angel TIA MARIA
MC David GINola
MC Paul SKOLes

ST Fabian BRANDY
ST Dean STRONGBOWditch
ST Oliver BEERhoff

Manager - Dick ADVOCAAT

Subs - Julian sPERONI, Nigel RUM AND COKEr, CARLSBERG Fletcher,

After the sheer joy of the KFC Barcelona that me & friends took part in yesterday at work (and in the pub), we decided to follow it up with a Chocolate Bar/Sweet XI today. We’ve got the bases of a good team, but will be glad for any input. At the moment we’ve got:

John Terry’s Chocolate Orange
David Boost
Hatem Ben After Eight
Freddo Ljungberg
Wispatrick Vieira
Samuel Cornett’o
Albert Ferrero Rocher
Dwight Yorkie
Danny Roses
Bueno Assou-Ekotto

All being led upfront by the ludicrously brilliant John Fashanougat & Sylvan Ebanks-Flake.

We’re still looking for a goalkeeper, a team name (keen to avoid the lazy LA Galaxy Bar), a manager & ideally a few more players to make a subs bench.

Thank you to whoever created this thread, have told people I work with & mates about it & it’s managed to mass quite the following. Am getting suggestions for players from people I haven’t spoken to in years who have heard about it through friends!

Bauza23 - 14 October 2010 10:59 PM

So, Alcohol XI is almost finished (bit of an odd 3-4-3, but nonetheless!)

GK Ben FOSTERS

DR BACARDI Sagna
DL
DC SOL Campbell

MR Danny ROSÉ
ML Angel TIA MARIA
MC David GINola
MC Paul SKOLes

ST Fabian BRANDY
ST Dean STRONGBOWditch
ST Oliver BEERhoff

Manager - Dick ADVOCAAT

Subs - Julian sPERONI, Nigel RUM AND COKEr, CARLSBERG Fletcher,

Henning Kopparberg (as mentioned) for DL? Nigel Rum & Coker is surely worth a place in the starting XI?! It’s genius…

Gareth Ale for left back

kisskissbangbang - 14 October 2010 11:30 PM

After the sheer joy of the KFC Barcelona that me & friends took part in yesterday at work (and in the pub), we decided to follow it up with a Chocolate Bar/Sweet XI today. We’ve got the bases of a good team, but will be glad for any input. At the moment we’ve got:

John Terry’s Chocolate Orange
David Boost
Hatem Ben After Eight
Freddo Ljungberg
Wispatrick Vieira
Samuel Cornett’o
Albert Ferrero Rocher
Dwight Yorkie
Danny Roses
Bueno Assou-Ekotto

All being led upfront by the ludicrously brilliant John Fashanougat & Sylvan Ebanks-Flake.

We’re still looking for a goalkeeper, a team name (keen to avoid the lazy LA Galaxy Bar), a manager & ideally a few more players to make a subs bench.

Thank you to whoever created this thread, have told people I work with & mates about it & it’s managed to mass quite the following. Am getting suggestions for players from people I haven’t spoken to in years who have heard about it through friends!

How about Toffee Crisp Kirkland for GK?
Fuse Hiddink?? Manager.
Still not very imaginitive for the team but Parma Violets F.C.

MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS XI

Dan TRUMPETrescu.

Konrave - 15 October 2010 12:10 AM

kisskissbangbang - 14 October 2010 11:30 PM

After the sheer joy of the KFC Barcelona that me & friends took part in yesterday at work (and in the pub), we decided to follow it up with a Chocolate Bar/Sweet XI today. We’ve got the bases of a good team, but will be glad for any input. At the moment we’ve got:

John Terry’s Chocolate Orange
David Boost
Hatem Ben After Eight
Freddo Ljungberg
Wispatrick Vieira
Samuel Cornett’o
Albert Ferrero Rocher
Dwight Yorkie
Danny Roses
Bueno Assou-Ekotto

All being led upfront by the ludicrously brilliant John Fashanougat & Sylvan Ebanks-Flake.

We’re still looking for a goalkeeper, a team name (keen to avoid the lazy LA Galaxy Bar), a manager & ideally a few more players to make a subs bench.

Thank you to whoever created this thread, have told people I work with & mates about it & it’s managed to mass quite the following. Am getting suggestions for players from people I haven’t spoken to in years who have heard about it through friends!

How about Toffee Crisp Kirkland for GK?
Fuse Hiddink?? Manager.
Still not very imaginitive for the team but Parma Violets F.C.

I’m sure Vladimir Kinder Egg would make the bench at least.