Zlatan kung fus his way to a ban
As a man with a long history of kung fu kicking his way around Europe, whether that be kicking his teammates in the head or kung fu kicking the ball into the net, we probably shouldn’t be that surprised that this has happened.
Zlatan’s excelled himself this time though. During PSG’s disastrous home defeat to St Etienne this weekend, he took influence from Nigel De Jong’s World Cup Final effort and stuck a stud imprint on goalkeeper Stephane Ruffier that’ll probably be there for a while. If you listen carefully you can almost hear the big Swede pleading ‘The ball was there to be won!’ No it wasn’t, now get off the pitch man.