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What could be better than watching those Zlatan goals again? Probably watching them again with an American commentator that REFERS TO HIM AS ‘ZOLTAN’.

Enjoy you delicious bastards, we will never get bored of this, and we imagine Zlatan would probably quite like being referred to as ‘Zoltan’, anyway.

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Here is a video of some of the things we got up to in Kiev for the Euros last summer.

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Here’s a sneak peak at what it looks like. Impressive.

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Here’s England manager Roy Hodgson visiting Brazil with a view to securing a training base for the World Cup in two years’ time (should England qualify, of course).

Check out the cameos from Big Phil Scolari and Ronaldinho.

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You’ve got to hand it to this England fan. He is doing the best with the faculties he’s been given.

(thanks to IlMonz for the pic)

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Exclusive photo of John Terry after England’s penalty shootout with Italy last night:

(Mad love to our man Taylor Rockwell for the photo.)

Euro2012, England, Italy, John Terry

Looking for a reason why England can beat Italy tonight (apart from the obvious)?

Look no further. Roy’s Switzerland beat them 1-0 in a World Cup Qualifier in 1993 ahead of USA ‘94 courtesy of a goal from none other than the great Marc Hottiger. Peep it, yo:

Hottiger of course went on to play for Newcastle and then Everton becoming a permanent fixture in boys’ Pro-Set collections all over the UK.

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