Because you can never have enough, can you? The Keggy action starts from 13:30.

Stuart Pearce’s Testimonial, 1996.

video, Newcastle, Kevin Keegan, Stuart Pearce, Notitngham Forest

Well, that was a satisfying headline to write.

(Thanks to The Dark Niall for the heads up)

video, Mario Balotelli

You’ll have noticed Marcus’s absence from The Ramble this week. He’s in Vietnam.

Here’s a sneak peek at what he’s been up to:

The boy Speller can’t do anything without providing commentary over the top either. Listen to him excitedly proclaim: ‘I’m firing a gun!’

video, Marcus

Don’t ask questions, just watch it. Ok? Good.

video, Tony Mowbray, Middlesbrough

As mentioned on this week’s Ramble, here’s footage of Samir Nasri and Marouane Chamakh being abused by Arsenal fans.

It’s amazing how often the fans come across as much, much worse than the players in these sorts of incidents. It sometimes makes us realise why some players treat some fans with such contempt.

Oh, and apologies for the advert at the beginning.

(Thanks to Kieran Theivam for the link)

video, Arsenal, Samir Nasri, Marouane Chamakh

It’s not football, but hopefully it’ll cheer you up on this grey Monday morning.

video, Trombone Man

John Terry wants to bravely wish you a Merry Christmas and a great New Year. So let him.

video, John Terry, Chelsea

Check this Elgin City fan having a little dance at the game against Rangers at the weekend. Some more unsporting Ramblers have commented on her likeness to our very own Marcus Speller. We couldn’t possibly comment on that, of course…

video, Elgin City, Rangers