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29 October 2014

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Team ramble return sans Jim for the final time this month (on both counts.) [email protected] if you fancy a natter [email protected] if you fancy a crack at the mystery voice compy comp! #friendoftheramble

26 August 2014

Scotch yawner

The team are back, sans Jim Ramble for more Rambling. What else? [email protected] for all your rap. [email protected] to guess our mystery voice!

18 August 2014

Chunky nit

Alright, due to studio trouble, the sound quality on the first Ramble of the season isn't what it could be - and HEAVENS TO BETSY WE'RE SORRY. It'll be better next week, because otherwise Luke has threatened to pants us all. Oh yeah, and the file size is double what it usually is. But fuck it, even Tesco mobile is on 4g now. Grow up, crybabies. [email protected] for all ya yap, and use the subject title 'mystery voice' for your guesses. Yeah, we're doing a mystery voice competition, what of it?

12 August 2014

Putin on the Ritz

It's been real, it's been confusing and emotional, but it's over. The Ramble take one final look at World Cup 2014 with hankies at the ready. [email protected] for all your yap-trap.

14 July 2014


Ramble. It's happening again, mother.... [email protected] for all ya yap! x

11 July 2014

Brazil vs Germany - the reaction

The boys are back again for more Ramble. [email protected] for all ya yap.

8 July 2014

FIFA kickbacks

The boys are back in town, and doing a nice ramble all lovely and that. Will you sit down and endure the fruits of their labour? [email protected] for all your chitter-chat and whatnottery. xx

6 July 2014

Neuer Neuer pants on foyer

Bang! And just like that...the ramblers appeared. [email protected] for your yappage most lovely.

4 July 2014

The Hamez Ramble

The Ramblers are rambling. Again. It's just what they do. [email protected] for all ya yap! Love you xx

30 June 2014

Darkness on the edge of Natal

Luis Suarez is as cold as ice girl, we should know we've been to the North Pole. His soul is black as death girl, we should know we have crossed the threshold. BUT STILL OUR HEART SWEATS! Meanwhile, Russia are out and Fabio Capello doesn't give a monkeys, Algeria are through and most certainly DO give a monkeys and everybody wants to be like Colombia. The first round is dead. The second round is like a son to us now.

28 June 2014

Reality Bites

Blah blah blah football is back, Luke is back and we are all back having a lovely time talking about football. [email protected] for all your chitter-chat. Believe! x

25 June 2014

Starkus Speller

The team are back without Luke but with big stupid frowns on our faces. [email protected] for all ya yap. Px

20 June 2014