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17 September 2014

The Football Ramble show archive

Dube Jockey

The Ramblers are here sans Lukey! If you'd like to say hullo, do it by tapping in into your email doohickey. If you'd like to have a crack at our mystery voice competition, do it Lush!

10 September 2014

Ben Arfa, the two of us need look no more

The Ramblers are back together as a four piece (for the first and last time this month.) Well done them. for all ya yap, for your mystery voice guesses...

2 September 2014

il suffit de regarder son visage

Team ramble return sans Jim for the final time this month (on both counts.) if you fancy a natter if you fancy a crack at the mystery voice compy comp! #friendoftheramble

26 August 2014

Scotch yawner

The team are back, sans Jim Ramble for more Rambling. What else? for all your rap. to guess our mystery voice!

18 August 2014

Chunky nit

Alright, due to studio trouble, the sound quality on the first Ramble of the season isn't what it could be - and HEAVENS TO BETSY WE'RE SORRY. It'll be better next week, because otherwise Luke has threatened to pants us all. Oh yeah, and the file size is double what it usually is. But fuck it, even Tesco mobile is on 4g now. Grow up, crybabies. for all ya yap, and use the subject title 'mystery voice' for your guesses. Yeah, we're doing a mystery voice competition, what of it?

12 August 2014

Putin on the Ritz

It's been real, it's been confusing and emotional, but it's over. The Ramble take one final look at World Cup 2014 with hankies at the ready. for all your yap-trap.

14 July 2014


Ramble. It's happening again, mother.... for all ya yap! x

11 July 2014

Brazil vs Germany - the reaction

The boys are back again for more Ramble. for all ya yap.

8 July 2014

FIFA kickbacks

The boys are back in town, and doing a nice ramble all lovely and that. Will you sit down and endure the fruits of their labour? for all your chitter-chat and whatnottery. xx

6 July 2014

Neuer Neuer pants on foyer

Bang! And just like that...the ramblers appeared. for your yappage most lovely.

4 July 2014

The Hamez Ramble

The Ramblers are rambling. Again. It's just what they do. for all ya yap! Love you xx

30 June 2014

Darkness on the edge of Natal

Luis Suarez is as cold as ice girl, we should know we've been to the North Pole. His soul is black as death girl, we should know we have crossed the threshold. BUT STILL OUR HEART SWEATS! Meanwhile, Russia are out and Fabio Capello doesn't give a monkeys, Algeria are through and most certainly DO give a monkeys and everybody wants to be like Colombia. The first round is dead. The second round is like a son to us now.

28 June 2014